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7 lucky winners get the video.  8th place gets a date with Michael Jackson.

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Here are the results for the Foundation Euro Tour contest! This contest must have been extra stupid as no one got all 11 questions correct. Congratulations to the 7 lucky fools below!

The 7 Winners
# Name Total Correct Tie Breaker Answer
1. Matt Ruby 9 24 (+11)
2. Kenyon Carroll 9 19 (+16)
3. John Proach 9 18 (+17)
4. Russell Bongard 9 16 (+19)
5. Crystal Wheeler 9 13 (+22)
6. Tim Urbanek 8 30 (+5)
7. Bryan Edward Smith 8 23 (+12)

Photo #1
These shades are sponsored by:


Photo #2
Reading material should be:


Photo #3
This road snack is:

Bound to kill you

Photo #4
This rubberized cylindrical object is a:

Spare wheel

Photo #5
The device above is a:

Pocket breathalyzer

Photo #6
East to West across Arkansas is about:

286 miles

Photo #7
You can judge clean briefs by:

A litmus test

Photo #8
Use this medicated powder on your:

Dank feet

Photo #9
Helmets for the skatepark should be:

Good times

Photo #10
Gunpowder and a fuse equals:

Good times

Photo #11
In trucker slang, "Motion Lotion" means:

Diesel fuel

Go see the movie! The Really Stupid Tie Breaker Question:

How many keys did Pete dig out of his tight denims?

35 keys

The Big Zero:
Congrats to Daniel John Heyer for being the only person to get everything wrong. Go on a roatrip bro.

The Phat Prizes:
Top 7:  Foundation European Tour Video
8th:  A pat on the back

About the Video:
This video is the 2003 National Gee-o-graph-flick critically acclaimed documentary of the Foundation crew preaching stuntwood worship throughout Europe. The video stars tight-pant rippers Ethan Fowler, Daniel Shimizu, Leo Romero and Corey Duffel.

Find out more:
Visit the Foundation website.

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